GTAIV Baseball Bat, are you shitting me?!

Displaying stupidity at an alarming rate is one of those things we do as a human race, and gaming industry in not an exception. From bad games, to tasteless comments you'd think we've seen it all. Wrong yet again! Rockstar takes dumb to a new level with a brand new line of GTAIV baseball bats. Read on, and...

I am having trouble formulating sentences at the moment. I know that is nothing new considering my utter disregard for grammar, but this time it's even worse. Game that has been targeted by every angry mom in the country, been labeled as a mass violence instigator, been used as a propeller for even more strict game labeling has put out a fucking baseball bat!!! I can see how a group of stoned guys can think that would be a great practical joke, but a damn multi billion Dollar business entity! That is just outright beyond me. Did anyone stop to ask, or think of consequences to come after someone decides to indulge their skull cracking habits by using this particular bat. This is beyond being caught red handed. This is more like stealing a baby from his/her mom right in front of a police station, beating the mom to death, and than shooting the baby, all while being watched by your full local police force.

Honestly i hope some shit does down involving the bat. I really and honestly hope this blows up in their face, and somehow they get banned from ever making a game that involves anything beyond bunnies, unicorns, and rainbows. Something tells me thought that we will all suffer, maybe even so much as to be eternally damned to Wii as the only gaming option.

To make this extremely alarming situation even worse, the bat is sporting a massive blood stain on it, and the announcement came with a headline that goes something like this: "Tis the Season To Swing Big and Go GRAND." So if you get a crappy gift, beat mom up to a blood pulp, or just chase Santa down and teach him the real meaning of lobotomy. Don't worry there is already a blood stain, so no one will known it was you as long as your get rid of the body properly. Speaking of which, did the damn thing come with a "perfect bludgeoning murder" manual?

Well now the high strung, can't get a date, don't have a life, i am about to fuck someone up players of GTAIV have a trusty companion to take the experience on the next level. Whats next? A brick with a sign that says: "thank you for your car! Have a nice day", and a GTAIV logo on the other side?! Anyway, i really hope someone stops this before it becomes available at your local Wal-Mart.